Chicken Pox Rock!

So the new Nasonex commercial says "avoid contact with chicken pox or measles while using Nasonex"

What??? 

 I have to give up painful childhood diseases just to clear up my nasal allergies? I'm a rebel! I live on the edge! You can't fence me in Nasonex! I will dance with chicken pox and measles whenever I want! 

Are there people out there who would otherwise be looking to make contact with some swelled up chicken pox covered sicky? Do we really NEED our nasal spray to warn us about these things?

I swear the warnings on medicines are hysterical! One medicine promises to make you more attractive by giving you explosive diarrhea... Well maybe you're a little less fat but you still ain't gettin' a date Crappy Panties...

I mean I KNOW they put these warnings on there because some dumb ass was genuinely shocked and dismayed that they weren't warned that although, they look super cool smoking that cigarette, just MAYBE it's not the brightest idea to puff away while using gasoline to get the sticker off of the windshield. Of course there are those people that just loooove their McDonalds but simply don't understand why no one told them that consuming copious amounts of McDoubles would mcdouble their ass... WHO KNEW? Surely it's not their own fault... Must be the McMan's fault they're now a McFatty...

It's a pretty sad thing that grown ass people need to be warned, advised and "protected" into oblivion. Unfortunately dumbasses abound and MUST be forewarned NOT to ride on top of a moving vehicle through the car wash while playing on their laptop. 

I say we wrap newborns in bubble wrap as soon as their newly appointed lawyer finishes suing their mothers for that strenuous trip through the birth canal. I mean that hooker just pushed them out through that little bitty hole when they were SO much safer and happier where they were.... 

Oh well... Ima squirt my Nasonex now so if you're sporting the Pox we can't play together right now but just as soon as my allergies clear up I'm soooooo coming over for a chicken pox swap!