Being alone on Christmas... $200 saved since I don't have to buy that extra gift.
Being alone on New Years...$100 I get to spend food and drinks just for myself.
Being alone on Valentines Day... PRICELESS!
There is no more loathed holiday for single people than the cursed Valentines Day. Oooohhh... look at that nauseating commercial, look at that cheesy card, look at that annoying couple... YEAH I'm not bitter! Really though... I need to get DVR simply so I can filter stupid ass Valentines Day commercials! Like constantly being reminded I don't have a valentine isn't going to make me pelt couples with chocolates... Can we PLEASE just skip ahead to February 15th? At the very least we should have a SHUTTHECRAPUPABOUTLOVE holiday. I really don't think I'm being unreasonable... Anyway, I hope everyone gets something sweet for Valentines Day and crap and I'll try REALLY hard not to steal your candy and fill it with ex-lax.
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