My Facebook Vent

You know what I hate on Facebook?


Those crabby pants people who never have anything good in their lives... You know the ones that do nothing but whine and bitch about EVERY LITTLE BITTY THING! I mean, I know I can hide people and believe me... some people are hidden but I keep expecting them to have one interesting non-whiny thing to say. AND if you really feel like the rest of us care about how mistreated you are at least make it entertaining... don't tell us your boyfriend is a lying cheating bastard... tell us how you really found out. Did he give you the herp? Did you find some girls lipstick on his junk? I mean really... I might actually care about THAT.


You know what else I hate?


Those people who are sooooo freaking upbeat all the time... REALLY??? Come on... I'm not buying it. Surely you're not actually all that pumped to go to work on Monday... "LETS GET IT!!! I can't wait to take on this week!!!"... Seriously? No one is THAT excited about Monday... Either you're blowing smoke or... yeah... you're full of it. AND if you really are that super excited tell us why... are you plotting revenge on one of your co-workers? Did you spike the water cooler? Come on... you can tell me.


You know what else I hate?


I hate it when people put "OOOOHHHH I'm sooooo mad! I can't believe that just happened!!"... or some other similar type thing. You can't believe WHAT happened? What on earth are we supposed to be getting our panties in a wad about? If you really feel like whatever it is you're dealing with simply MUST be shared on facebook the for the love of all things holy tell us WTF it is! What is that about anyway? Are we supposed to be on the edge of our seats awaiting your next post to explain the tragedy? Seriously... if you aren't going to tell us what it is then DON'T TELL US! Really...


You know what else I hate?


Ok... I'm really not that much of a hater and for the most part I genuinely enjoy seeing peoples lives in one simple format... just think of the telephone calls and obligatory meetings facebook has saved us from. Sometimes I just want to comment on some peoples status' "How about we spice this mess up..." Of course I wouldn't do that because for one thing that's rude and also because I know I don't actually HAVE to read all of their stuff, I know how to hide... Plus I think I kind of enjoy it... even the whiny and upbeat crap. I DO NOT however enjoy the vague tragedies... seriously... that needs to stop.