You know what's fun? You know what is awesome advice?
When people tell you "It'll happen when you least expect it" or "As soon as you stop looking you'll find what you're looking for".
WHAT??? REALLY???
So you're telling me the minute I abandon all hope and resign myself to a life of solitude I'll find my soul mate? I mean what is that? How the crap is that supposed to make me feel better? Isn't that like telling someone just as soon as you decide you're a lesbian you'll find the man of your dreams... Isn't that an Alanis Morrisette song? Ironic... Why yes.... that IS ironic!
So I guess the plan now is to NOT want what I want. Turns out THAT is how you get what you want... by NOT wanting it...
SOOOO... If anyone is paying attention I DON'T want a million dollars, I DON'T want an amazing Mediterranean vacation and I DON'T want to have Scarlett Johannson's body. I also don't want some boy to think I'm the coolest thing since sliced cheese (which by the way is pretty stinking cool)... OK... better make it two million dollars. I DON'T want FIVE million dollars.
LMAO! So freakin true! What kind of mess is that?! "When you least expect it...." Ok I will go hide in a box until "it happens" lol
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