I'll give some of you a moment to enjoy your moron jokes... you finished? Ok... moving on...
Everywhere you go there are oxymorons. Our world is rife with contradictions and incongruities.
Open secret... um... you're doing it wrong.
Found missing... huh? So are you going to keep looking?
Mandatory option... I don't want that option... Oh wait... CRAP!
Original copy... Soooo.... it's the first COPY? Not very original...
Well I have come to realize that I am an oxymoron... I am a hopelessly romantic cynic.
I tend to assume most people are full of crap when they get all mushy and googly eyed over someone or when they gush about how much in looooove they are. BLECH! Give me a break. Not that I don't believe in love or that I don't think two people can honestly be in love and happy I just think that most people are insincere and well... full of shit. This is terrible (and shhhh.... this is our little secret) but in my head I find myself making bets on how long a couple will make it. It's bad, I know.... I am a cynic.
I also find myself daydreaming about elaborate romantic scenarios. Maybe one day someone will stand outside my house holding up a boom box playing "In your eyes" or some man will show up at my work to carry me out in his military uniform... (damn that shit is HOT!). I really do play out super sweet dramatic scenarios in my head... I am a hopeless romantic.
I am a hopelessly romantic cynic.
I know it seems strange but part of me doubts most peoples' intentions and sincerity when it comes to love, faithfulness and honesty yet at the same time I believe and hope with every fiber of my being that true intense and honest love exists.
Is it possible that my skepticism of relationships is really just me trying to distinguish between true love and bullshit?
I think it's a safe assume that my true love barometer is broken and I'm learning that love doesn't look the same on everyone so in lieu of judgment I am trying to see hope. Isn't that what everyone wants? The romance, the fairytale.... well I really don't need a fairytale and too much mushy would get on my nerve pretty quickly but I sure wouldn't hate some amazing guy professing his love in some really sweet, thoughtful, romantic way. Better yet... I just want to feel like I'm the most important girl in the world to someone. I'll take true forever love over grand gestures any day.
In my unbiased opinion hoping for love yet preparing for heartbreak is our only choice. I am going to keep acting naturally and definitely maybe one day I'll get to experience just a little romance. If not it could get pretty ugly around here...
Now that shit is seriously funny!
